Pronouncable But Odd

BrandCategoryComments
EnpornkFlameless CandlesWhere customer satisfaction is our top priority, if you know what we mean.
MethdicAddress LabelsWhen you need to label your stash.
MisofukiShipping LabelsI don't know what a Misofuki is, but I sure as hell want one on my package!
FapendKitchen TorchWhen you need a happy ending in the kitchen.

The Unpronounceables

BrandCategoryComments
XSWQDLQTravel PillowIf you can pronounce our brand correctly, you're legally entitled to a free drink on your next flight.
BocamptyUmbrella HatProtecting your head from the rain, but not from the ridicule.
WeewoodayWedding UmbrellasProtecting you from the golden showers on your special day
GRFISIASunglassesThe sunglasses that sound like a bad Scrabble hand.