Pronouncable But Odd
| Brand | Category | Comments |
|---|---|---|
| Enpornk | Flameless Candles | Where customer satisfaction is our top priority, if you know what we mean. |
| Methdic | Address Labels | When you need to label your stash. |
| Misofuki | Shipping Labels | I don't know what a Misofuki is, but I sure as hell want one on my package! |
| Fapend | Kitchen Torch | When you need a happy ending in the kitchen. |
The Unpronounceables
| Brand | Category | Comments |
|---|---|---|
| XSWQDLQ | Travel Pillow | If you can pronounce our brand correctly, you're legally entitled to a free drink on your next flight. |
| Bocampty | Umbrella Hat | Protecting your head from the rain, but not from the ridicule. |
| Weewooday | Wedding Umbrellas | Protecting you from the golden showers on your special day |
| GRFISIA | Sunglasses | The sunglasses that sound like a bad Scrabble hand. |